big mistake

[nitemare3o5]

today my mom brought chinese take out home for dinner. i tore into the general tsao's chicken and pork fried rice like a wild animal, i was very hungry after working in the body shop for 9 hours...

and while snagging some chicken with my fork, i noticed a sliver of a red pepper. i said fukc it, and was too hungry to stop my fork, and i just ate it.

big mistake. shit was mad hot. my nose was running, mouth watering, even a whole can of coke zero couldnt douse the flame in my mouth. i couldnt even finish the chinese food. fukced up my mouth pretty good.

lesson learned, dont eat a chili pepper, shit's hot.

[chevymec]

Drink milk.

[tpirocz]

your a pussy

[blue89irocz]

your a pussy

That is what I thought. We just made 60 jalapeno's stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon. "MMMM" those were good.

[CamaroThatCould]

your a pussy

That is what I thought. We just made 60 jalapeno's stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon. "MMMM" those were good.

deep fry them bad boys

[Beaker]

your a pussy

That is what I thought. We just made 60 jalapeno's stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon. "MMMM" those were good.

Agree with tpi. I eat the peppers all the time when I have that kind of food.

And damn I want some of those now...

[nitemare3o5]

dang

[Formulated]

You would cry like a bitch at my chili.

Oh, next time a glass of milk or a piece of bread will take care of the heat thats not there.

[Aweasel]

the hot part of a pepper is a chemical called capsaicin...cow milk contains casein which is the best chemical against capsaicin. you could drink gallons of cold water but really it has a temporary diluting effect before you swallow it, then the heat rushes back. Drink milk and swish it around in for a while. works like a charm
friend of mine in college was really into building up his tolerance to peppers and got into all the scoville units and shit associated with it.

you can buy tiny vials of pure capsaicin that can spoil an entire pot of soup with 1 granule....too much and it can kill somebody.

[devestator_x]

Ive got a funny hot/burning related story which is a little embarrassing.

My mom once sent me a bottle of Blaine's MegaDeath Hot Sauce merely because she liked the little skull keychain that came with it. I unwrapped the top of the bottle to open it and got some dried sauce on my finger tips. I tried a small drop of sauce on my tongue and realized this was 50x hotter than the Franks Red Hot I was used to. No big deal, it hurt a little, but it wasnt enough to warrent any kind of panic....yet. Here's where things go downhill. My nose starts to itch a bit right in the center, you know, right where punks tend to get it pierced, so I rub it a little with my thumb and forefinger like normal. Big Problem. I didnt think about the dried sauce on my finger tips. The inside of my nose starts burning like nobodies business and I start thinking, uh WTF did I just do?? Wait, stop giggling and keep reading, it gets worse. My nose starts running and before I can stop myself, I sniffle. This sucks the burning mucus mixture further up my nose. Now I start to panic, my eyes are watering and most of the front of my face hurts. Luckily I had enough of a head about me not to wipe my eyes. My wife hears me swearing in the kitchen and comes out to see what the commotion is. i explain what happened and she starts laughing. Ok, its kind of funny but thats not helping. I know only milk will help. I pour out a whole bowl of milk and dunk my whole face into it. After 4-5 dunkings and sorting up quite a bit of it, the burning subsided. very embarrassing to go snorkeling in a bowl of milk in your kitchen.

[87350tpi]

eh bunch of pussies

[nitemare3o5]

hahahahahaah

[Jim85IROC]

I'm a big fan of hot food. I challenge local cooks to make me chicken wings that I can't finish. My friends love watching me fight through a dozen wings... sweat, turning red, the whole nine yards. Anyway, a few years ago I was at a burrito joint with some friends. They had a certain hot sauce called "ass in the tub" that I liked on my burrito. Hot enough to kill my friend, but a nice "medium" in my book. I enjoyed my burrito, and after lunch I walked to my car. Not thinking, I rubbed my eye to get some junk out of it. Big mistake. My eye puckered right up and began to water so badly that I had to sit in my car for almost a half hour before I could see out of it well enough to drive back to work.

[Beaker]

Ive got a funny hot/burning related story which is a little embarrassing.

My mom once sent me a bottle of Blaine's MegaDeath Hot Sauce merely because she liked the little skull keychain that came with it. I unwrapped the top of the bottle to open it and got some dried sauce on my finger tips. I tried a small drop of sauce on my tongue and realized this was 50x hotter than the Franks Red Hot I was used to. No big deal, it hurt a little, but it wasnt enough to warrent any kind of panic....yet. Here's where things go downhill. My nose starts to itch a bit right in the center, you know, right where punks tend to get it pierced, so I rub it a little with my thumb and forefinger like normal. Big Problem. I didnt think about the dried sauce on my finger tips. The inside of my nose starts burning like nobodies business and I start thinking, uh WTF did I just do?? Wait, stop giggling and keep reading, it gets worse. My nose starts running and before I can stop myself, I sniffle. This sucks the burning mucus mixture further up my nose. Now I start to panic, my eyes are watering and most of the front of my face hurts. Luckily I had enough of a head about me not to wipe my eyes. My wife hears me swearing in the kitchen and comes out to see what the commotion is. i explain what happened and she starts laughing. Ok, its kind of funny but thats not helping. I know only milk will help. I pour out a whole bowl of milk and dunk my whole face into it. After 4-5 dunkings and sorting up quite a bit of it, the burning subsided. very embarrassing to go snorkeling in a bowl of milk in your kitchen.

Epic.